Dear Love Doctor:

There's a boy in my class that I think I'm in love with. The problem is, I don't really like him. Any advice?

Sincerely, Henry F. Araday


Dear Henry,

If he has the capacity to induce love in you, then resistance is futile. If he's too much of a distraction and you don't want to ask him out, consider chanting to refocus yourself. "Ohm... Ohm... Ohm..." That only works for ahile though. When you get the courage to step up to the plate and ask him out, it could transform your relationship.

-L.D.