hm, well, i was sort of joking, you know, but a blunt ended carrot is actually regularly hit upon by curious boys as a safe experiment. Inquiring minds need to know, and everything else in the house looks more dangerous. Carrots are pretty sturdy; you can't really go wrong with them as long as they're not sharp (try it yourselves, kids! oh, hi wikisposure, you caught me red-keyboarded; well, anything that makes kids appreciate their vegetables more is good, right?).

The guys who get into medical trouble with unusual objects are different; they are actually fetishists of a kind. Your typical gay boy is not going to put a light bulb up his posterior and the idea would make his hair stand on end. Some people just live for danger, like those ones who do the self-hanging thing, that unimaginably bizarre sexual pastime that's been in the news so much lately.