You have to keep in mind that pedophilia is the last socially legitimized venue for bullies. Even fat people have a little political correctness on their side these days. All that ugly inventiveness, all those leers, all those seedy youths smacking their fists into their hands and dreaming of ripping the creepies limb from limb ... just for us!

These guys should be organizing anti-semitic pogroms, lynching blacks, beating up drag queens and raiding gypsy camps, but instead, like a chainsmoker down to his last cigarette, they are sucking with all their strength on their last bit of mindless destruction and toxic ego-lift.

Hurray for me, I spiked a pedophile!

Satan always has his little playgrounds.