About your statement that the Bible doesn't offer any instances where 2 men can be married or have sex in God's plan", I'd like to direct your attention to the story of Jonathan and David. Their love for eachother is plastered all over the pages of the Bible and alwyas in a good way. In their own wors their love was "surpassing that of women" and their parting involved kissing and weeping and embracing "until David exceeded himself" where the hebrew word used is closely related to the word for orgasm. It's not subtle in the original telling; it's explicit. Jonathan and David, beloved of God, princes and king of Israel, were in a romantic sexual relationship considered by their decentants as Godly and beautiful. Don't take my word for it, read the story for yourself.

In Christ,
~CSL