squishy and smelly?

you've been around the wrong females, matey boy.

It is extremely unpleasant having sex with anyone who smells bad regardless (sorry for all you scentophiles). Personally I scrub every bit of me carefully before indulging and would expect any partner to do the same.

(Course since my only p is my wife these days it's a bit of a non-starter but you get the picture... well, you would if I emailed it to you)

cleanliness is only next to Godliness in a very poor dictionary, but it sure helps during sex with a partner you'd rather was 30 years younger and the opposite gender!

yours soapily

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