Nah, im kidding, but I love llamas.

If you really like your wife, but are not sexually attracted to her; hang with her.

Go out to coffee, go to a movie, go to the mall, go fishing, go watch the sun set, just maybe spend some real, quality time with her, and see if that works.

And then there is the self control part, but im a teenager, so im not even gonna speak up on that one...