Not only is it a healthy outlet for sperm, but it's also a healthy outlet for testosterone-induced immoral behavior.

Every teen boy should masturbate before going out on a date, so he won't be as tempted by the hot girls (or hot boys, if he dates that way).

He should also spend some time in Song of Solomon and the books of Corinthians to appreciate why God prefers you to wait for a life partner and not hop from bed to bed.