You run off with that boy, and I will sit on your shoulder and periodically point out that you are only doing so do avoid your responsibilities.

Oh Reality Fairy I need to know... what do you count as "running off with that boy".... please be specific about behaviours you think are dangerous and why.

and

How does what I have described so far make you conclude that I'm "avoiding responsibilities"?

I seek the wisdom of the Fey... please enlighten me.

[There is a saucer of milk on my hearth stone].

Cat.