I don't know any parent out there who would ever -EVER- allow you to...

Do I give a fuck about you, or anyone you know?

No.

Think about that. Anonymity is your only sanctuary from an entire population that hates you.

Except for the people I know IRL. I don't give a fuck about anyone else. It's a nice, simple life.

Now... can you give one good reason to justify your expectation that anyone gives a fuck about you?

Didn't think so. G'bye.