Just one more step away from the democratic principles our country was founded on over 200 years ago. Yes, I understand wanting to protect children - I'm all for it. Groups of people in general tend to be just stupid though.

Looks like big brother has been eating his Wheaties and is here to stay.

I guess the only solution is to not get caught. That means avoiding things that are illeagle. Not a foolproof way, but it's the best we have. Any kid can make up a story, ya know. The best we can do is "avoid all apperance of evil" and live our lives above reproach.


Just for fun: http://www.dumblaws.com/

Here are a few examples:

One may not dye a duckling blue and offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once.

It is illegal to wear a bullet-proof vest while committing a murder.

It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.

Catapults may not be fired at buildings.

One may only throw a stone at a bird in self-defense.

A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.