It might seem potentially dodgy if I agreed to advise you in private about privacy software, and I don't want to get you into trouble. I think the admins would find it ok to answer a few technical questions here on the site. So please ask away - I reckon you can think of how to do that without get into any areas of discomfort. That way everyone will see that I'm not advising you in illegal acts.

Jesus himself was a technical dude, albeit in woodwork. So I think it fits.