My guitar. Even though it has a girl's name (I kind of had to do that...it's kind of like a tradition among guitarists), it also has a secret boy's name. In fact, both of my guitars do. One of them is named after my YF, "L". The other one I can't say. But yes, they are both substitutes for boys in my life. Think about it; I can hold them and play them and make great music with them. I certainly love them and I do feel they love me back...in thier own way. Is that wierd? Maybe, but who cares?